Saturday, August 1, 2009

[SKITTLES] & [PINEAPPLE JUICE]

Okay... First I gotta give props to my homie Reni [check her out @ renjones.blogspot.com] on this story, so I felt like I had to give a different perspective...

So, streets is [TALKIN]... and you know the urban legends that come with sex:

  • If you drink Mountain Dew or Mello Yello, ya d*ck gets smaller because of the "yellow 5" ingredient.
  • Ginseng makes you longer and bigger and last longer

And to my surprise, If you take ALTOIDS then the head is GREAT! [my homegirl told me that today]

But this comes from an interview with Trey Songz [YUUUUUP!] and Honeymag.com where he was talking bout sex and porn [I aint gon lie, I love PORN myself.]. So here's an excerpt that made me go in my WENDY WILLIAMS mode, "Fucccouttahere!"

"You know the rumor that if a girl drinks pineapple juice her sh*t tastes sweeter?Yeah I heard about that. Well you know the rumor that if a dude drinks pineapple juice (laughs)… I’m gonna tell you a funny story. I was eating skittles. One night, we went to the movies, me and my homegirl, and I was eating skittles and she (gave me head) that night, so two days later she was talking to her homegirl and she was reading that if her man eats skittles his cum tastes better. And she was tripping because I had ate skittles and she was like it tastes different. And I was like that’s some bullsh*t."
-Trey Songz

Yeah... Pineapple juice and skittles. I agree with Songz, that IS some bullshit but I give him mad props for being open in the interview. Not a lot of celebrities, much less dudes be honest with the public/media... But what do you think? Is that ish really possible? If so, I'ma have down some skittles [Red Bag] and give my girl some Pineapple Juice... EARLY!

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